Wednesday 21 August 2013

Case Study Trip: Day 1

Dec 13, 2012
8.32 AM, on board IndiGo (Chennai-Kolkata)
Mood: Quietly floaty

Keeping travel journals is an old habit, but so far, there's not oh so much to say. First time traveling by myself, but I think that the fact will sink in better once I reach.

So yeah...

Barely slept last night. The mosquitoes were having Mardi Gras. Bloody vampire insects...

Left home at 6.30ish AM. For some reason, bro had already gotten ready for school. Jumpy about chem exam, I guess. I don't blame the boy a whit.

Tu whit to whoo...

Bit tired. Slept badly and have a wee headache.

I waltzed through security and check-in. Knowing my talent for dancing, I had a few Matt Smith moments with my twiddle-toes, but I got through decently. If there were scares of looking the idiot, I think I covered it up well enough. Like I said, Matt Smith moments.

The stewardesses are taking the trolley down selling munchies, but I already had breakfast in the airport. Tasted terrible, but coffee is coffee.

Anyhoo, I read a few chapters of Chris Abel. I'm still valiantly trying to discover its relevance. I have to write up a proper checklist and spreadsheet the progress. Gods, I was just too bloody tired yesterday.

Me gonna catch a few snoozes. Maybe with the Smiths. Ta!

***

Dec 13, 2012
5.30 PM, Room 205, Hotel Narayani Enclave, Kasba, Kolkata
Mood: Really tired and really annoyed.

Twice in one day. TWICE IN ONE DAY. Oh wait, it was two plus a bungle. Seriously. This is just bloody insulting.

Bah.

I mean, it happens once and you're like, "Okay, fine, I'll deal, won't happen again", and then, you find out that it happened TWICE.

Karma karma karma!

Yeesh...

Anyway, I'm back in the room. No appetite; I'll probably skip dinner and get some sleep tonight. I'll get a proper tuck in at breakfast tomorrow. Speaking of which, I still have to call up reception and ask if it's a part of the package.

My feet hurt. I've been walking around all day. Chuck Taylors or no, they still hurt.

The case study is sort of taken care of, permission wise. I spoke to Pronob Guha, who connected me to Kallol Dutta who connected me to Arijit Dutte Chowdhury, whom I'm meeting tomorrow at eleven.

The hotel is decent, just in a wee bit seedy locality. After reaching here, freshening up and the whatnot, I had lunch at their adjoining restaurant next door. Restaurant plus bar. The fellows working there were all trussed up fancy in an 'I'm in a cool club'ish manner. White leather seats, white furniture and REALLY tacky purple spangly wallpaper.

Name?

'Cheeni Kum'.

Talk about an anticlimax. It was just so disjointed.

Disjointed and empty. It's rather uncomfortable to eat when you're by yourself in a wee restaurant with tacky purple walls and three males with nothing better to do than watch you eat.

Awkward.

Left as fast as possible.

The whole of today was kind of for my roaming, so I took a cab to Indian Museum. Saw a number of places en route: New Howrah Bridge, Eden Gardens, Victoria Memorial plus its Maidan, Netaji Circle, etc etc etc. The cabbie pointed the places out and I was watching avidly and asking questions.

Arse.

I should have shut up.

I was unsure when he named the charge and found out later just how badly the bum had frisked me. Two flippin' hundred, folks, two flippin' hundred.

Cue applause.

Stupid Soo.

Spent around three hours in Indian Museum. It's the oldest museum in India; the fact was evident. The way they exhibited would have put an insomniac to sleep.

Honestly, you have a gorgeous two-and-a-half foot high fossil of an ammonite on display and all you tack on it is its Latin name, what do you expect?

"Ooh, pretty swirly!"

Yeah.

Their Archeology exhibit was lovely and their Anthropology section wasn't bad either. The Vertebrae/Invertebrae areas were similar to the displays in the Naturalhistorische Museum in Viena, albeit not as nicely lit. This is a really old building. And as much as I know how useful it is to have the actual thing on display to have a better idea, taxidermal models have always freaked me out a bit.

Ick.

When I was at the Vertebrae exhibit looking at a real skeleton of an Irish stag, a fellow (curator or keeper or whatever) came up and started yelling at me in Bangla. When I made some reason out of it, I realized that he was pointing at my bag.

Looks like they weren't allowed.

Well, my bad. What was I gonna do, smash a glass and frisk a fossil of a Silurian mollusc?

Speaking of which, I had an internal laugh at the word 'Silurian'. Moffat took creative liberties with the word. Madame Vastra is a reptile from the dawn of time; the real guys were little squids in cone-y shells and twiggy eyes.

Anyway...

Yeah, I raised an eyebrow at the guy when he told me to "Get". He must have gotten a bit scared when I asked, "Out?" because he started apologizing and told me to deposit it at the counter downstairs.

That's all I needed to know, pal.

...

Someone's been buzzing my doorbell. Get lost, I'm not answering. I even put out a 'Do Not Disturb' sign.

Seriously...

I got followed around three different exhibit sections by a group of boys before I managed to lose them. Buggers....

Oh and interestingly enough, I bumped into two other architecture students who were there for case study: one from NID and another from Trichy. Well, hello hello. I was a walking neon sign with my Measi hoodie. I said hi and good luck to one and I pointed the other in the direction of the Anthropology section.

Was there till 3.30 PM and then, walked around New Market. It was a veritable zoo, but after braving Kolaba, this place was tame. I got a couple of colored shoelaces for the Vincent shoes.

Then, I took the Kolkata Metro from Esplanade to Kalighat.

Yeah, this is where my bungle occurred.

See, I should have remembered that I'm supposed to keep the little token with me after passing the gate and use it again after arriving and then, dump it in the wee slot.

What did I do?

Slipped it in the slot at Esplanade.

I thus had no token to get out at Kalighat.

Bah.

I suck.

There was a checker fellow who got me out of paying two fifty bucks as a fine, which would have been disastrous as I was running low on cash and needed money to get back to Kasba. He flashed his card on the sensor, blocked me from the view of three guys attired in uniform and holding rifles and told me to run. He took a hundred bucks as his payment.

Knowing my luck and knowledge and brilliant sense, he probably frisked me too.

Yeesh.

Gods, it's dark. It was dark even at 5 PM here.

Anyhoo...

I asked someone for directions to the Kali Mandir and took a hike there. When I reached there, I found myself  being swept along by the fellow who gave me directions (let's call him Teeth; he smiled too much). Teeth told me where to leave my shoes, thrust a basket of offerings into my hands and pulled me along into the temple. I managed to stop him midway and tell him that I don't have money for whatever program he had in mind. He just smiled again (honestly, people who smile that much are creepy) and took me in a different route and told me some sloka to chant. I was too bewildered too argue. Two fellow pulled me up close to the Kali and asked for five hundred bucks for a special prayer.

I was getting pissed off.

Not only was it insanely crowded, but these guys were ticking me off and I didn't WANT a special prayer; all I wanted to do was see Kali Maiyya, havign come so far.

What did I do?

I pretended to cry.

And yes, it worked.

Muhaha.

At least I got to see Her.

I gave twenty bucks to Kali, forty to Teeth for his troubles and then vamoosed the hell out of there.

Hoo.

I got half a coconut out of it.

I took a cab back to the hotel after a long hike during which I nearly got run over by a pint-sized bus and a tram (yes, they still use the old tram lines around here). Nice cabbie. Fair fellow from Bihar. He broke the news to me of my 'twice-frisked'-hood.

Bah.

Long day.

I'll just check my mails, call reception about breakfast and then relax. Maybe watch some TV. I'll make and finalize my case study checklists tomorrow when I'm functioning on recharged batteries. For now, I'm goo with glasses.

Goo with Glasses signing out...









Updates


Dear all,

Or everyone. Or people. Or humans. Or maybe not humans. I don't quite know who all read this little blog and I'm not entirely certain that the population of the Earth is 100% comprised of humans, so, this is me addressing all biotic and abiotic organisms and lovely creatures, human, non-human and in-between.

I'm sorry.

*ducks for cover to avoid any missiles being chucked at my head*

Yes, I realize that I haven't posted here since what now feels like the dawn of time, but in defense, I have the poor, paltry little excuse of having been otherwise occupied.


Yeah, you're right. That's a pathetic excuse.

But yes, there have been other things going on. I've recently graduated from college.


Yeah. So that's a great big half-a-decade-long chapter of my life closed. And what an adventure it had been. It's been two months since then and most of my friends have either gone for further studies or are traveling or have started working.

While they have been out living their lives, I have been living on word processors. I have been writing and writing like tomorrow may never come and how! Side effects of such practices include me becoming a quasi-hermit. I have been a hobbit in my little hobbit hole, a wee little hermit in my wee little cave.



In other news, I am going to be in conversation with an editor for my larger writing work. I completed my manuscript for the first book in my fantasy series. It's a pretty big manuscript and if all goes well, it'll end up a pretty big book. For all you people who like to read epic fantasy, please do stay tuned because until the book is released, I will occasionally be releasing little updates and concept art.



Right now, I'm working on another little writing project along with the sequel to above mentioned manuscript while getting to work on preliminary edits. Along with that, I'm trying my hand out at cartography to attempt to draw up some maps for said book. And every time I didn't pay attention in geography class or prayed to get lucky on a map marking test is all coming round to bite me in the bum now. *sigh* With that, I'm hunting for a day job.

Oh, and 'The Hatter's Wife' has been taken off because it was entered in a magazine called Helter Skelter where it will be published in the September Issue. I'll put a note out for all you wonderful folks once it's up.

Therefore, in the meantime, since I don't really have any new stories for you, I decided to try a different tack. As I promised, I will give you all some tidbits of news on my upcoming book as progress moves along. Along with that, I'll put up something new.

You see, I've done a lot of globe-trotting and ever since I was a wee lil lass, I've had the habit of writing travel journals. You know, just a recording of things happening  with a touch of my own personal flair. So, I figured, why not share my little experiences? I'll start off with a week long trip I took a few months ago. Technically, it was a work trip for my college thesis and I was traveling for case studies, but this was the first trip I ever took on my own, so it made recording it more interesting. Anyhoo, here it is.

Alrighty then. Back to work it is.

And again, sorry. *hides under table*

frog's legs,
Lil' Ol' Me