Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

My Dog Ate My Tardiness Note

I don't have a dog. Technically, I don't have any pets, unless strays count. In that case, I have had nine generations of pet cats. And one in the present generation is pregnant. So ha.



Anyway, things have been rampant on the editing angle. My editor, Derek Prior, is fantastic, but has as much mercy as an axeman on steroids. Meaning, he's exactly what I needed, though that thought of all the subsequent work that is due on my end once he's finished has my innards a-freaking. Ah well. That's a bridge to cross when we come to it.

Otherwise, I've been working on the maps for the book and have so far, finished a full city plan. To all of you artists who do this professionally, I salute you. Seriously, I have been studying the weirdest things in geography links on Google, just to make sure I get it right. And knowing me, I'll beat myself up a thousand times and keep redoing it until I'm satisfied that it's somewhere in the realm of okay.

I might be a wee bit of a masochist there. Or a perfectionist. I sometimes think I'm too lazy to be a perfectionist.

I digress.

Anyway, I'm giving you all a break from my travelogue, which I have been boring you with and am going to give you one of my short stories, one I've thought about a number of times on whether to show it out or not. I've mostly written light shorts till date, and even with ones on heavier topics, I dealt with them in a more casual manner. This one's a bit different.

And before you read it, just FYI: I'm really not a creepy person. I like peppermint and pinwheels.


Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Case Study Trip: Day 3


Dec 15, 2012
6.54 PM, Room 2012, Hotel Narayani Enclave, Kasba, Kolkata
Mood: Lazy

What? I'm entitled to be a bit lazy. I take pride in being lazy. Also, the net connection here is so painfully slow, too slow to do any studies. Not to mention, I am completely saturated.

So there.

I want a purple velvet top hat with a green satin ribbon and a 10/6 card.

Wish list.

Moving on...

I went to sleep early last night, or rather, I meant to. Got a surprise call from a friend who didn't know that I was in Kolkata and then cursed me when I said that I was. Ended up yakking for about half and hour, after which my sleepy haze went 'pop' and I was struggling in vain to find the Sandman.

Ah well.

I went back to the Science City today after breakfast. The security guard at the entry gave me a rueful smile and a suffering shake of the head, asking if I was going to freebie-browse for a second day in a row. I managed to get through anyway.

I lingered a bit by the dog show in the small exhibition ground. So many dogs! So many breeds of beautiful dogs! They ranged from squashy pugs to devastatingly adorable beagles (I miss Wishbone, that was a good show), to boarhounds and white labs and pinschers and great danes and pitbulls and a tiny little daschund with a tiny little grandpa! And there was a husky! A white husky!

*dies from internal squee*

*resurrects self*

Jealously protective owners. Bah.

I got into a bit of trouble at the main electrical distribution station for clicking photos. Even the dog inside was giving me the evil eye. And I was arguing and explaining back and forth with a security guard that I wasn't some hooligan: me with my brilliant Hindi and him with his 'Bangla only' policy.

I got the pictures anyway, mate.

I snuck around the basement of the convention center's auditorium, clicking wherever I could and nearly fell into the adjoining dinosaur exhibit. Yes, twinkle-toes me.

It was a bit like playing the Doctor, really. Walk through 'No Entry' doors and rolling shutters that say 'Stay Out' like the whole place is your oyster and if anyone asks or argues, flash a piece of paper that says what you want them to see.

I was missing the pinstripes and the big coat and was having a bad hair day, but I did have the Converse trainers and the brainy specs.

Close enough, I guess.

I wore checks, does that count.

Didn't think so.

Scouting around the auditorium was good fun. I just kind of strolled in past the guard, climbed on stage and belted out the first couple of verses of 'Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien'.

Hee. :D

Somewhere up there, Edith Piaf was giving me the stinkeye.

I went up the stairs to find where the lights were operated from. It was pitch dark up there and the proper concrete stairs only went up for two levels, after which, it was a rickety steel stair. So there I was, notebook and papers tucked under my arm, camera in right hand and phone in left hand for flashlight. Even strolled on the steel catwalk for the front stage lights and crawled around the grid iron behind it.

Fun.

I felt rather dangerous.

Muhahaha.

Rubbish security guard, really. He didn't even notice when I popped him a salute, said thank you and sauntered out.

I finished all my scouting, got a few last bit clarifications from Mr. Chowdhury regarding sewage treatment plants and the like, said thank you and scarpered.

I had called Mr. Lai like he had asked and he told me to be in his office at 1.00 PM. It was 12 flippin' 45 and I kinda had to run, punctuality freak that I am. So I grabbed the first taxi I could find and got myself to Park Street.

Now, I believe that there is a bit of a need for specificity when giving someone directions, right?

Yes, I'm a hypocrite. No, I don't currently care. Deal with it.

So, when you say Park Street, Canac Junction, Mother Theresa statue, Titan shoreroom, building next to it, fourth floor, it's rather specific, right?

Park Street? Check.

Canac Junction? Gotcha.

Mother Theresa? She ain't that tall, but I see her.

Should be fine, eh?

I was wandering around the area back and forth for twenty minutes like a headless chicken, babbling queries about location to anyone who would listen.

Soo the Headless Chicken.

That's a new one.

And then, this really nice and brilliant security guard pointed my sorry bum to a Titan Eye shoreroom across the road, tucked away in a corner and told me to check the building next to it.

Titan Eye.

Not Titan.

Specificity, mate.

You wear one on your wrist, you wear the other on your face.

And when I finally found the place, he wasn't there yet.

And I was hungry.

Bah.

I met him eventually. Spoke English, bless him. He gave me a bit of a talk and some basic advice on how to go about the project and about how I ought to reduce the scale a bit.

Another person who has stated the deep rut I have dug myself into.

Huzzah.

Rah rah sis boom bah.

I got the drawings and photocopied them in a little ship on the ground floor. The guy there asked if I was from Vishakapatnam because of the terrible Hindi accent. Made friends with the elevator guy.

I had a full meal at a place called 'Magnolia'. I suppose I should have known better than to eat in a place on Park Street. Bleeding expensive. I did like the guy who took the order: a wee little half-bent grandpa in a tweed jacket who recommended the mushroom soup, which was lovely when doused in pepper.

By the time I finished, it was three. Too late to go anywhere and hope to get back to the hotel before dark. Like I said before, it gets dark early here and I don't want to be out on my own when I have a very obvious 'lost' face. So I took a ride back, which extended, thanks to Monsieur Cabbie getting lost.

Already did a web check in for tomorrow's flight. I'll sit and consolidate the lot tomorrow and check out at noon.

I might see the rest of the gang at Ahmedabad. Can't wait. :) Traveling alone is plenty fun, a different sort of adventure altogether, but it is occasionally lonely.

That's about it.

I'll write later.

Case Study Trip: Day 2

Dec 14, 2012
8.18 AM, Room 205, Hotel Narayani Enclave, Kasba, Kolkata
Mood: Stuffed and scraggly

Stuffed and Scraggly Soo. My games with alliteration will never cease to amuse me.

I just had a thorough tuck-in at breakfast. I skipped dinner yesterday and lunch will most probably run late. Two full meals a day is quite enough while traveling anyhoo.

I slept off early last night. It gets really drafty after dark. Finished my accounts and washed my icky mop, thus explaining the adjective 'scraggly'. I currently bear an odd resemblance to an oversized wet dog. Sat and sorted through case study reference notes, flipped through whatever I have to ask anyone and everyone there. I'm meeting Mr. Chowdhury at 11.00 and he'll delegate me to someone else to take me around. I just pray to all ye Gods up there that Whatshisname speaks a bit of English. My Hindi is broken and with my fantastic accent, it's only getting worse.

Scraggly Soo out.

***

Dec 14, 2012
8.28 PM, Room 205, Hotel Narayani Enclave, Kasba, Kolkata
Mood: Tired and tingly feet

More alliteration. Hee. :D

Yes, yes, Uncrowned Queen of Cheap Thrills.

Moving on...

The loo is weird. The toilet talks like the one at home. It croak-groans. Croans. It sounds like Lurch on meth.

Weird...

I did a lot of walking today, explaining the feet. Mr. Chowdhury and his seneschal (sub-director to those who aren't fantasy geeks), Mr. Sathyanarayana, signed the copy of the bonafide from college and I got myself a signed letter in Bangla from the security head. I dunno what it said; it could very well have been an ode to the Tooth Fairy for all I knew, but it seemed to work whenever I used it. No guided tour or anything, I just had free reign to go wherever the hell I wanted. As for info, I had to ask around to whoever was there.

Basically, I was playing critique slash Scooby Doo, sometimes sneaking around the service areas and walking right through the 'No Entry' doors like I bloody well owned the place. The expressions of those watching me were amusing.

As for the info, I spent half the day stumbling over my cracked-and-badly-splintered-at-the-seams Hindi with every security guard I could find. Every bloke in blue. Seriously, they were everywhere.

"Nahin, main Bangla nahin jaanthi hoon," became a refrain.

Give a Southern girl a break, mates. She's trying here.

Anyhoo, I couldn't finish everything today. I have to do up the convention center area and the service yard tomorrow, hopefully by 11.00 AM. I have to call Mr. Lai at 11, a person whom Mr. Chowdhury put me in touch with to get me drawings of the whole Science City. Have to see him tomorrow as well. He gave me directions to the office: 'Park Street, fourth floor by Mother Theresa'.

Brill.

I was worn out to hell and back by the time I got back to the hotel. Made some calls, sent a mail, donned the hoodie and went for dinner.

Where?

The same place I had breakfast at.

Looks like Tacky Spangles Bar next door is exactly what it is: a bar. No wonder the blokes there stared when I told them that all I wanted was lunch.

Meh.

God, I'm sleepy.

It's not even 9.00.

Yeesh, it's cold.

But it's not that cold.

...

Another bit of proof that my brain has a mild case of schizophrenia.

Bah humbug.

I'm gonna snooze.

Nighty night.

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Case Study Trip: Day 1

Dec 13, 2012
8.32 AM, on board IndiGo (Chennai-Kolkata)
Mood: Quietly floaty

Keeping travel journals is an old habit, but so far, there's not oh so much to say. First time traveling by myself, but I think that the fact will sink in better once I reach.

So yeah...

Barely slept last night. The mosquitoes were having Mardi Gras. Bloody vampire insects...

Left home at 6.30ish AM. For some reason, bro had already gotten ready for school. Jumpy about chem exam, I guess. I don't blame the boy a whit.

Tu whit to whoo...

Bit tired. Slept badly and have a wee headache.

I waltzed through security and check-in. Knowing my talent for dancing, I had a few Matt Smith moments with my twiddle-toes, but I got through decently. If there were scares of looking the idiot, I think I covered it up well enough. Like I said, Matt Smith moments.

The stewardesses are taking the trolley down selling munchies, but I already had breakfast in the airport. Tasted terrible, but coffee is coffee.

Anyhoo, I read a few chapters of Chris Abel. I'm still valiantly trying to discover its relevance. I have to write up a proper checklist and spreadsheet the progress. Gods, I was just too bloody tired yesterday.

Me gonna catch a few snoozes. Maybe with the Smiths. Ta!

***

Dec 13, 2012
5.30 PM, Room 205, Hotel Narayani Enclave, Kasba, Kolkata
Mood: Really tired and really annoyed.

Twice in one day. TWICE IN ONE DAY. Oh wait, it was two plus a bungle. Seriously. This is just bloody insulting.

Bah.

I mean, it happens once and you're like, "Okay, fine, I'll deal, won't happen again", and then, you find out that it happened TWICE.

Karma karma karma!

Yeesh...

Anyway, I'm back in the room. No appetite; I'll probably skip dinner and get some sleep tonight. I'll get a proper tuck in at breakfast tomorrow. Speaking of which, I still have to call up reception and ask if it's a part of the package.

My feet hurt. I've been walking around all day. Chuck Taylors or no, they still hurt.

The case study is sort of taken care of, permission wise. I spoke to Pronob Guha, who connected me to Kallol Dutta who connected me to Arijit Dutte Chowdhury, whom I'm meeting tomorrow at eleven.

The hotel is decent, just in a wee bit seedy locality. After reaching here, freshening up and the whatnot, I had lunch at their adjoining restaurant next door. Restaurant plus bar. The fellows working there were all trussed up fancy in an 'I'm in a cool club'ish manner. White leather seats, white furniture and REALLY tacky purple spangly wallpaper.

Name?

'Cheeni Kum'.

Talk about an anticlimax. It was just so disjointed.

Disjointed and empty. It's rather uncomfortable to eat when you're by yourself in a wee restaurant with tacky purple walls and three males with nothing better to do than watch you eat.

Awkward.

Left as fast as possible.

The whole of today was kind of for my roaming, so I took a cab to Indian Museum. Saw a number of places en route: New Howrah Bridge, Eden Gardens, Victoria Memorial plus its Maidan, Netaji Circle, etc etc etc. The cabbie pointed the places out and I was watching avidly and asking questions.

Arse.

I should have shut up.

I was unsure when he named the charge and found out later just how badly the bum had frisked me. Two flippin' hundred, folks, two flippin' hundred.

Cue applause.

Stupid Soo.

Spent around three hours in Indian Museum. It's the oldest museum in India; the fact was evident. The way they exhibited would have put an insomniac to sleep.

Honestly, you have a gorgeous two-and-a-half foot high fossil of an ammonite on display and all you tack on it is its Latin name, what do you expect?

"Ooh, pretty swirly!"

Yeah.

Their Archeology exhibit was lovely and their Anthropology section wasn't bad either. The Vertebrae/Invertebrae areas were similar to the displays in the Naturalhistorische Museum in Viena, albeit not as nicely lit. This is a really old building. And as much as I know how useful it is to have the actual thing on display to have a better idea, taxidermal models have always freaked me out a bit.

Ick.

When I was at the Vertebrae exhibit looking at a real skeleton of an Irish stag, a fellow (curator or keeper or whatever) came up and started yelling at me in Bangla. When I made some reason out of it, I realized that he was pointing at my bag.

Looks like they weren't allowed.

Well, my bad. What was I gonna do, smash a glass and frisk a fossil of a Silurian mollusc?

Speaking of which, I had an internal laugh at the word 'Silurian'. Moffat took creative liberties with the word. Madame Vastra is a reptile from the dawn of time; the real guys were little squids in cone-y shells and twiggy eyes.

Anyway...

Yeah, I raised an eyebrow at the guy when he told me to "Get". He must have gotten a bit scared when I asked, "Out?" because he started apologizing and told me to deposit it at the counter downstairs.

That's all I needed to know, pal.

...

Someone's been buzzing my doorbell. Get lost, I'm not answering. I even put out a 'Do Not Disturb' sign.

Seriously...

I got followed around three different exhibit sections by a group of boys before I managed to lose them. Buggers....

Oh and interestingly enough, I bumped into two other architecture students who were there for case study: one from NID and another from Trichy. Well, hello hello. I was a walking neon sign with my Measi hoodie. I said hi and good luck to one and I pointed the other in the direction of the Anthropology section.

Was there till 3.30 PM and then, walked around New Market. It was a veritable zoo, but after braving Kolaba, this place was tame. I got a couple of colored shoelaces for the Vincent shoes.

Then, I took the Kolkata Metro from Esplanade to Kalighat.

Yeah, this is where my bungle occurred.

See, I should have remembered that I'm supposed to keep the little token with me after passing the gate and use it again after arriving and then, dump it in the wee slot.

What did I do?

Slipped it in the slot at Esplanade.

I thus had no token to get out at Kalighat.

Bah.

I suck.

There was a checker fellow who got me out of paying two fifty bucks as a fine, which would have been disastrous as I was running low on cash and needed money to get back to Kasba. He flashed his card on the sensor, blocked me from the view of three guys attired in uniform and holding rifles and told me to run. He took a hundred bucks as his payment.

Knowing my luck and knowledge and brilliant sense, he probably frisked me too.

Yeesh.

Gods, it's dark. It was dark even at 5 PM here.

Anyhoo...

I asked someone for directions to the Kali Mandir and took a hike there. When I reached there, I found myself  being swept along by the fellow who gave me directions (let's call him Teeth; he smiled too much). Teeth told me where to leave my shoes, thrust a basket of offerings into my hands and pulled me along into the temple. I managed to stop him midway and tell him that I don't have money for whatever program he had in mind. He just smiled again (honestly, people who smile that much are creepy) and took me in a different route and told me some sloka to chant. I was too bewildered too argue. Two fellow pulled me up close to the Kali and asked for five hundred bucks for a special prayer.

I was getting pissed off.

Not only was it insanely crowded, but these guys were ticking me off and I didn't WANT a special prayer; all I wanted to do was see Kali Maiyya, havign come so far.

What did I do?

I pretended to cry.

And yes, it worked.

Muhaha.

At least I got to see Her.

I gave twenty bucks to Kali, forty to Teeth for his troubles and then vamoosed the hell out of there.

Hoo.

I got half a coconut out of it.

I took a cab back to the hotel after a long hike during which I nearly got run over by a pint-sized bus and a tram (yes, they still use the old tram lines around here). Nice cabbie. Fair fellow from Bihar. He broke the news to me of my 'twice-frisked'-hood.

Bah.

Long day.

I'll just check my mails, call reception about breakfast and then relax. Maybe watch some TV. I'll make and finalize my case study checklists tomorrow when I'm functioning on recharged batteries. For now, I'm goo with glasses.

Goo with Glasses signing out...









Thursday, 14 March 2013

Not Today



The trenchcoat hung long over Sam’s arms, falling close to his fingertips and trailing close to his ankles. Otherwise, it was tight on his person, making him look barrel-chested in spite of his slight build. He was quietly grateful for the layers as he stood on the cliffs alone with the nippy wind snapping at his face.

He had been coming there to that same spot nearly every week for almost a year. He would pack an overnight bag and drive from his home on Sandfield Park in Ennis, all the way down to the Moher Cliffs. On reaching, he would park his car out on the grass, walk over near the rock and stare out at the sky unmarred by any false light, where he could see every star and constellation and feel the clean, cold wind rush through his lungs and fill him with that strange euphoria that it had brought him all his life.  He would spend the night gazing at the sky and the day standing on the cliff, staring out at the sea and stone towers. And every time, he would pack his things and go back home with the same refrain in his mind.

Not today.

He cursed his fears that clashed so strongly with his desires, leaving him in a constant state of conflict. The wind blew circles around him, clasping him and releasing him in loving embraces, pulling him closer and closer to the edge. It sang in his ears and in his heart, calling to him to just let go and feel, feel like he was born to for once in his life.

Thirty years you have held back, the wind would whisper to him. Now just let go.

But he never did.

He always made it to the very edge, his shoes teetering half off the brink, when he would pause. He would think of his mother who loved him, but smiled at him like he was a wild animal rearing to bite; his father who enlisted multiple private doctors, none of whom had been able to cure him. He would remember his sister, who cared for him, but preferred to keep her own family away. He had enough friends to count on one hand and a girl whom he loved with all his heart. She thought it odd, but strangely endearing that he wore heavy coats all the time.

But today, it was different.

His mother had cried. His father had bellowed. His sister had walked away. His friends had forgotten him.

And Anise was getting married.

Monster. Freak. Not my son. I have no brother. Goodbye, Sam.

He raised his eyes to the pale heavens, feeling the sky’s song well up heavy in his heart. The world would not hold him back. Not today, not ever again. For once in his life, he needed to be real.

He undid the belt of his trenchcoat and shrugged it off his person, letting it fall to the grass. Methodically, he popped the buttons of his oxford shirt and peeled it off his shoulders, leaving his thin torso naked to the cold wind. From his back, a pair of bronze wings unfurled and glistened in the light like twin suns. Their tips rose high above his head, the muscles in them stretching from their constant bondage, basking in their freedom. The wind’s song grew louder, rustling through his feathers and beckoning him.

      Come to us, it called. Fly with us. We will love you as you should be loved. As you should always be loved.

      Sam listened. And Sam jumped.





Thursday, 29 November 2012

Madden of Malham

Malham was far too small a place for anything to be kept secret. It was a far-flung village and parish, too far out to be a post town, its main businesses being its farms, gardens, festivals and tourism. Everyone knew each other by name or face. Everyone knew about Joan Tribley’s affair with the baker’s son and about how the Shiptons’ son was not the wife’s. Everyone knew when there was a visitor or a new tenant in the local inn. Everyone knew when it was someone’s birthday, or if there was a birth or death or wedding. But the one major mystery in Malham was the man who lived in Madden House.

Some folks called him Mister Havisham. Others called him the local Boo Radley. Nat called him Grandpa.

He had slipped away when his friends had declared after school that they were going to go out to the tarn to try and find the monster that lived in it. He had been tempted to join them, but had quietly asked Dom to cover for him and had escaped the group unseen. He trudged uphill towards Madden House, scarf wrapped tight around his ears against the cold wind of the waning autumn.

It was a three-story townhouse with ivy climbing over the white walls of the façade and lining the curtained windows. There was a garden out front with Worcester apple trees and Yorkshire roses lined with carefully arranged flagstones and a cherub fountain. The garden was immaculate, but strangely lonely, a silent companion to a seemingly empty house. Only one man was ever seen coming and leaving the estate, James the Housekeeper, known by no surname. He opened the heavy door when Nat knocked.

“Evenin’, James,” he greeted, wiping the mud from his shoes on the mat.

“Good evening, Master Woods,” he replied, his inscrutable face shifting into a small smile. No matter how much Nat complained or protested, James never called him by anything less formal. “The Master has been waiting for you.”

“How is he today?”  he asked, shucking off his coat and letting the housekeeper hang it off a stand.

“A bit better,” the housekeeper replied. “He managed to finish lunch.”

“That’s good. Did he ask you to read to him?”

“Yes, we read a chapter of Dickens today. He may ask you to carry on.”

Nat’s brows rose. “Oh, he spoke to you? That’s good.”

“Even asked a question, Master Woods. Come, he has been asking for you.”

Nat followed James the Housekeeper up the stairs, throwing surreptitious glances around him. He had been coming to Madden House regularly without the knowledge of his parents or friends for over four months, but never ceased to be intrigued by the telltale objects that lay around to give a clue about the mysterious master of the house. Thick leather-bound tomes lined the bookshelves, untouched by dust, but clearly long unread. Tiny curios lay strewn here and there: a rosewood crucifix with mother-of-pearl inlays on a wall, a porcelain angel on a table, an exquisite ship in a bottle sitting on a mantel, a wooden flute painted with tribal designs in an open case. They were all clean and tidily kept, all cared for by the taciturn housekeeper, but all still so oddly lonely, silent residents of a close-curtained house that told no tales outside its walls.

“Master George has arrived, sir,” James announced, ushering the boy into a bedroom on the first floor. It was a large sunny space with a wide window on one side and a roaring fireplace. Nat’s eyes roved over the ornate grandfather clock and the framed pictures that littered the mantel. Some of them showed an elegant dark-haired woman at various ages, one a strapping young man with a dead buck and a shotgun and a number of them described a smiling boy with dark hair that fluffed oddly in the front just like Nat’s did.

“Hi, Grandpa,” said Nat with a wide grin, dropping his satchel onto the thick rug and plopping down on the armchair situated next to the bed. A man was sitting up in it, dressed in thick pajamas and propped up on a number of pillows. Wispy strands of white hair clung to the top of his head and his hands were frail and lined, pale spiders against the dark red tartan quilt that lay over his legs. He did not look at the boy immediately, but kept his gaze out the window, staring over the dales.

“It’s real parky outside,” Nat commented airily, unwinding the scarf from around his neck. “The mates have gone off to the tarn; mad lot. They say they wanna find the ol’ Malgun monster. They’re gonna freeze their arses off. Ought to just sit in by a fire with a nice hot pikelet. Ta, James,” he told the housekeeper as the man placed a tray of hot crumpets with cream cheese and raspberry jam on the side table, along with two glasses of warm milk.

“I do believe you’re far too thin for a boy your age, Master George,” the housekeeper chided quietly.

“You worry too much, James,” Nat replied with a sideways grin, “and I told you, it’s just George. I’ve known you all my life.”

“Nevertheless, young master,” said James relentlessly with a pointed look and a hidden smile. He placed a pill next to one of the glasses and handed a book to Nat. “The pill is in case your head aches you too much, sir,” he added, addressing the aged man in the bed, who had not moved a muscle. “Master George suggested continuing reading from where we left it this afternoon. If you need anything, do ring for me.” He inclined his head in a polite gesture and exited the room, leaving the boy alone with the old man.

“I like ‘Great Expectations’,” Nat quipped, spreading cream cheese and jam over a crumpet before stuffing half of it into his mouth. “I read it from the library last week after I found out that you like Dickens, Grandpa. Miss Havisham is a right old bat, but it’s easy to feel sorry for her. And I like Pip; decent fellow, if not a bit dumb. It’s rather silly for a man to moon so madly after a girl. I bet Lia Whitley is prettier than her, and even so. I know I’d never be so mad. What do you think, Grandpa?”

Old Madden turned his head and looked at him with pale eyes that looked sunken in his aged face. Nat kept his smile up as he swallowed the rest of his crumpet and wiped his fingers on a napkin.

“I bet you’d agree with Pip, eh, Grandpa?” He ran a finger along the spine of the book, seeking out the embossed whorls in the leather binding. “You once told me that you called Grandma your Estella. It sounds a wee bit corny, but she must have liked it.” He fingered the hem of the dark green ribbon that marked the place in the book. “Are you in the mood to read a bit more now, or would you like to do something else?”

Madden’s gaze had not left Nat’s face. He was not unaccustomed to having the old man’s eyes bore so hard into him. It happened occasionally, on those evenings when Nat came to visit him and the man looked upon him as if he were a complete stranger. Otherwise, his mouth would stretch into a smile that was missing two teeth and his eyes would twinkle like little blue stars. Sometimes he spoke words of affection and interest in a hoarse, quavering voice. Other times, he laughed at something funny Nat would say: a thin, shaky sound that sounded half like a cough. If he did neither and was not in a mood to talk, he’d merely sit and listen with a smile to whatever stories Nat would tell him about his school and friends. James said that he was rarely aware anymore, that such moments were so fleeting that he believed them almost gone.

“Are you thirsty, Grandpa?” asked Nat, edging forward on his seat and holding up one of the glasses of milk. “It’ll get cold if you don’t drink it sometime soon.”

Old Madden’s eyes looked like smooth stones of the palest blue. Lines branched out on the skin around them, some deep like crevasses, made from age and laughter and weariness, some so faint that they seemed drawn with a pencil. He glanced at the glass in Nat’s hand before lightly shaking his head. Nat smiled ruefully; the man needed to consume something and was stubborn when he refused, but the fact that he gave any sort of reaction in itself was a good thing.

“Fine then,” he shrugged, setting it back on the side table next to the table lamp. “James said that you finished all of lunch today, but you need to eat a bit more if you’re going to keep up your strength. Maybe when you get a bit better, we can take a walk out to the cove or we can visit the tarn. I know that I mentioned a monster in it, but that’s just some silly story the mums around here make up to stop their kids from going. Not that it really stops us, but it’s really nothing.”

Madden gave no reply, but kept staring at Nat.

“If you get a lot better soon, I bet we could even go out onto the water: you, me and James, too, of course. We’d have to borrow Widow Fisher’s boat and her son, Ned, could take us out. Of course,” he winced, “she’d have to let us. Widow Fisher doesn’t like me much.”

The man’s gaze was unwavering, boring into Nat’s face like a pair of lances.

“Vincent Falkner is getting married next week,” the boy continued to babble, drumming his fingers on the face of the book. “He’s marrying Sally Taylor. The whole village is abuzz about it. Sally’s mum has been bustling around with dresses, ribbons and invitations, yelling at everyone involved in the preparations. Right old harpy, that woman, but I like Sally. She makes nice pies and always lets me have a piece on the sly. I don’t know Vincent that well; I only know that he used to be an altar boy at the church. Apparently, the whole village has been waiting for them to tie the knot already. If you get a bit more of your strength back, we can all dress up in our Sunday best and go. It’ll be fun. What do you think, Grandpa?”

Madden’s eyes roved over Nat’s face in a strange way that made him oddly uncomfortable. He had been visiting for a long time, but the man had never stared at him in such a penetrating way.

“What’s your name, boy?”

Nat blinked, frozen. He had only ever heard old Albert Madden speak a handful of times, all times speaking fond words in a wheezing voice that was heavily unused. This time, there was no trace of the familiar fondness and his tone rang with clarity.

“George Madden.” Nat laughed nervously. “That was your Papa’s name; you named me. Don’t you know me, Grandpa?”

Madden’s face was not the gentle aged face that Nat had become used to. It wore the hard expression of a stranger whom he had never before set eyes on. The old man shook his head and coughed; the action seemed to cost him so much strength. Nat nearly jumped out of his chair to ease Madden into his pillows and push a glass of water to his thin lips, but his wariness kept him frozen. His eyes flicked momentarily to the rope of the bell at the side of the bed.

“My grandson died of pox years ago, taking with him my name,” Madden spoke. His tone was hoarse, the words spoken without any emotion. “What is your name?” he repeated. A hard frown creased his brow, deepening the thin lines around his eyes. “And speak the truth, boy. I’m not always a doddery old fool.”

Albert Madden’s eyes were sharp and clear, unlike the haziness that usually permeated them. Nat stared in shock and fear, unsure of how to reply. How could he break the truth to a man who had called him by another name for so long, simply because he coincidentally resembled a dead boy whom he had doted upon? How could he lie to the mild old man whom he had tended to, read to and cared for every day for the past four months?

“N-Nathaniel,” he stammered. His hands trembled as they clenched the expensive upholstery of the armchair. “Nathaniel Woods.”

Madden stared at him for a moment longer, as if screening him for any sign of a falsehood. He turned away and leaned back into his pillows, closing his eyes tiredly.

“Nathaniel Woods,” he murmured. Nat remained fearfully motionless, wondering wildly if Albert Madden was going to forget about his real name or punish him for his lies. A moment later, he heard a soft snore as the old man exhaled in his sleep, his breath rustling the hairs of his sparse white moustache and beard. Suddenly terrified, he dropped the elegant copy of ‘Great Expectations’ on the floor, grabbed his satchel and sprinted out the door, snatching up his coat and scarf and ignoring James’s startled shout.

A week passed after Madden’s questions, during which Nat did not dare to return for fear of rejection or punishment. He spent his evenings with his friends, attended Sally Taylor’s wedding and fixed the broken chain on his bicycle, staying as far away from Madden House as possible. He was almost becoming used to the change in routine when James the Housekeeper came to his house dressed in a crisp black suit and accompanied by a lawyer. Nat barely heard any of his mother’s gasps and his father’s exclamations when James, now named James Browning, informed them about Nat’s relationship with Albert Madden and announced gravely that the old man had died in his sleep.

“In his last words, he had asked for George,” he added, glancing at Nat’s stricken face. His tone was in no way accusing, nor was it sympathetic. Nat wondered quietly if James the Housekeeper had any emotions or any other purpose in life besides serving Albert Madden.

When the lawyer read out the testament, the words ‘old friend of nobility’, ‘Duke of York’, ‘estate and belongings’ and ‘left to Nathaniel Woods’ swam around in his mind, but Nat could only think of the lonely old man with a failing memory, a wheezing laugh and a kind, lined face, the man who had called him grandson. When James reached into a bag and handed him the fine leather-bound copy of ‘Great Expectations’, Nat opened it to where the green ribbon marked its place and began to read aloud.




Monday, 24 September 2012

Karma's a Bitch...or maybe not...


Hitler was an autocratic racist nut, they said,

Conan was a hooligan who'd strangle you in bed,

Vlad was a crazy psychopath who reveled in blood and strife.

I had to have been one of them in a former life.

A time my karma likes to hit is a night before a test;

It's always then that my alarm chooses to give me rest.

My teachers are mad sadists and unforgiving drones,

They'd probably run me down and over, ignore my dying moans.

I have a crazy stalker who thinks that he's my mate;

My hair always resembles snakes on the night of a big date.

My part-time boss smiles all the time, even when he yells,

The cashier there tries to sell me bogus creams and gels.

I burned my sleeve in Chem last week, my tuna lunch turned grey,

And my Never-Healing Ankle sprained again at Gym today.

I embarrass easily, I ramble in a rush,

A screaming fire engine hasn't a prayer against my blush.

I pour my woes out to my friends, who don't feel least bit sad,

They blame it on me being a klutz and on me being mad.

I get no sympathy from them, they just tell me to be strong.

When I escape away to Guam, like hell I'll take them along.

And now, I've walked into a guy and fallen on my bum.

Curse you, manic karma! You...oh bugger, you're Johnny Drumm!

"Why, hi, it's me, your future wife, you're looking fab today."

I'm glad that's what my traitorous mouth chose rightly not to say.

"I'm sorry, thank you, yes, I'm fine, did I give you a fright?

No? That's good...huh? Say what? Would I like to go out tonight?"


Looks like my luck's looking up!



Saturday, 22 September 2012

Joie de Vivre


Epiphanies come at the oddest of times, I've found. It's always when you least expect it, when you're doing something boring and humdrum, or worse, when you're raging through your work because you're inching too close to a Deadline of Doom. My current epiphany falls a bit into the latter category, but if I don't write this down now, I think my head just might bust.

I'm 21 years old, soon to complete 22, and in my final year of college. I'm an architecture student, and in the common habit of architecture students, I have general habits of being hotheaded, more than a bit mad and perhaps, more idealistic than I ought to be. I'm currently juggling three projects, one of which is due day after tomorrow. And just while I was placing finishing touches to a sketch, it suddenly hit me that while I love doing this (which I do, honestly, I do enjoy it), there is something that is starting to turn this into a chore. I'm not enjoying this as much as I should. I'm not loving this as much as I used to.

Maybe it's because of all the professors and pressure and all the whatnot, or maybe it's just me being naive and ridiculous, but why am I not able to love designing buildings as much as I did last year? What changed in those 365 1/4 days?

I mulled over it while taking a break to feed the stray cat visiting my doorstep. And while I did, two words leaped out at me from the swirly abyss of knick-knacks that is my mind, and it spoke with a booming voice that made me think of the monsters that would show up in the old kiddy TV shows I used to watch.

"FINAL YEAR," it roared at me.

I listened more carefully and the words seemed to warp into something else.

"WHAT COMES AFTER?"

Bang. There it is. Hello.

Over the last few years, I had taken to writing down the stories that my funny little brain would come up with and one of those stories in particular took root like a seed and grew and grew until it seemed to block out the sun. Now, there is probably nothing in the world that I love more than that story of mine. I love that world. I love those characters. I love living their story and learning about them and finding out what they're going to do. And I find myself waiting to just get this one last year in college over with so that I can get underway with Project Publish.

But what about architecture?

Well, I need architecture. I enjoy it and I'm not about to let five long, hard years of work go to nothing. I can't survive on being a writer alone. I'll do both then. I'll have my love of buildings and my passion for stories. I won't lose them both; they both mean too much.

But then it got me thinking of what everyone else has been talking about. "I'll go, study my masters, get a job, get married." "I've got a family business, I'll get married." "I'll find a job, work for two years, do my masters, start my own firm, get married." And whenever anyone asks me, I just say, "Oh, I'll get a job and work a couple of years." "What next?" they ask. "Let me graduate first!" I tell them.

And it strikes me then: we are all so engrained into this system that we call life. I don't know if what I'm seeing is some twisted version of reality that my imagination is cooking up for me, if I'm just being a young person who thinks that they know everything, or if I'm seeing a shard of truth. But isn't that what it reduces to? Go to school, go to college, get a degree, get a job, earn money, get married, have children, raise them properly, retire. And when I think about what's coming after this year, I'm terrified out of my stripey socks.

Because I don't think it's all so black and white. I think there's so much more. I think it's possible for there to be so much more, even if they are to be found within the trappings of this system that we are invariably dragged into.

Because I want it to be so. I want to learn about everything that I can learn about. I don't want to just go and study a master's degree because it is expected of me. I want to see parts of the world I've only ever looked at in the pages of a book or in computer screens. I don't want to be stuck in a four-walled apartment or a picket fence house for years together. I want to work and earn money doing something that I love, so that it doesn't feel like a daily grind. I don't want a 9 to 5 job where I stare at a laptop screen and further ruin my already myopic eyes, doing something because someone is breathing down my neck and forcing me to. I want to fall completely and utterly in love with someone who'll play Scrabble on cold days, dance with me in the rain, discuss philosophy and Shakespeare and watch old movies and reruns of Doctor Who over hot chocolate and chips. I don't want to get married  to someone just to find out that he doesn't understand a word of what I say.

I want to know who I am and what defines me. I want to live and love to the fullest. I want to write every word that comes to me and share them with the world so that they can feel the magic that those words weave over me. I want to be extraordinary.

But how can I do that? I'll probably figure it out as I go along. I'm still young, but I feel something changing with every day that passes. I'm starting to seriously consider things that I used to dismiss into my 'Dreams Only' folder. Things will happen, I intend to make it so. And when reality comes around, I'll meet it, ready for its challenge.

For now, I've got a project to ramp up on. Ta!